“She didn’t come up with her part of the rent again this month, so I slipped her some BitchMaker nanites. She never did any work around here anyway, so I figure she’ll make a better dog than a roomie. Once I get her injected with Living Latex she’ll be much more presentable. I hate it when people put clothing on their mutts. Now, you have your part of the rent, don’t you?”
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“She didn’t come up with her part of the rent again this month, so I slipped her some BitchMaker nanites. She never did any work around here anyway, so I figure she’ll make a better dog than a roomie. Once I get her injected with Living Latex she’ll be much more presentable. I hate it when people put clothing on their mutts. Now, you have your part of the rent, don’t you?”